Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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