STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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