its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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