The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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