Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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