The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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