im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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