cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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