My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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