5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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