the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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