College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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