i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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