I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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