they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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