He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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