I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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