I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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