I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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