On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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