Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
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Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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