I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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