haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Randomize
