whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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