oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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