I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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