So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
i think i just lost a toe
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
