chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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