i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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