it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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