your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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