The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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