So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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