how can u be prego again
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
