Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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