My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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