girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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