My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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