It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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