Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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