Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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