who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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