Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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