I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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