can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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