I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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