What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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