its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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