No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
