It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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