That's intense
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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