i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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