girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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