Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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